Regarding the post on fruit flies, how some chicks prefer dipshits, there is a corollary study that also has profound implications. It turns out that happier marriages are based on the hotness of the wives. Or rather, it is important for the bride to be hotter than the groom.
Great, now I know why I wasn't married in my 20's.
It turns out it wasn't me, it was them. Sorry, Betties. Even as a shy 1L with hot GF 's (1LGF, 2LGF, and 3LGF), I knew. just. not. hot. enough. for. my. genes.
Well, I guess one option would be to put down the running shoes and barbells and pick up a doughnut. And maybe, that is why all the XG's out there have tried to make me fat. Even if they did make me fat, I would still know.
Basically, I think my only options right now are Megan Fox or Minka Kelly. Ok, funny, I know, but seriously, well, there is nothing serious about this post. I just like that joke.






And, of course, some people will be happy no matter what they end up with. Sorry, couldn't help it. These things write themselves. You could almost call me a hack.