OMG, Ojesus is the dumbest guy ever...continued!

First of all, I think we need to come together to realize that he seems to be saying that there are 59 states. That he has visited 57 of them, but has not made it to Hawaii. or Alaska. So, smart guys, that is 59 states. Who is dumb now?

What? Of course, Obama is still dumb.

Speaking of the Obamessiah, it seems that Lebanon has heard his divine word:

Hezbollah's power grab in Beirut has once more plunged that city into violence and chaos. This effort to undermine Lebanon's elected government needs to stop, and all those who have influence with Hezbollah must press them to stand down immediately. It's time to engage in diplomatic efforts to help build a new Lebanese consensus that focuses on electoral reform, an end to the current corrupt patronage system, and the development of the economy that provides for a fair distribution of services, opportunities and employment. We must support the implementation of UN Security Council Resolutions that reinforce Lebanon's sovereignty, especially resolution 1701 banning the provision of arms to Hezbollah, which is violated by Iran and Syria. As we push for this national consensus, we should continue to support the democratically elected government of Prime Minister Siniora, strengthen the Lebanese army, and insist on the disarming of Hezbollah before it drags Lebanon into another unnecessary war. As we do this, it is vital that the United States continues to work with the international community and the private sector to rebuild Lebanon and get its economy back on its feet.

So whew, that solves that.

So, it is really all about the economy. Good to know. I guess, much like the backwater hicks of Pennsylvania, these folks are bitterly clinging to God and guns. Or jihad, or Shia. Whatever. It's all the same to a brain dead neo-Marxist where every problem, every act of violence, is reducible to some sort of economic injustice. That sort of reductionism -which is an evolution from actual Marxism - allows one to simply define all problems to a root cause and call it a day. Yes, let's build sewers in Lebanon and give them free health care. Why do I need to understand anything else about the problem?

I suppose it is worth pointing out that several of these goals seem to be wishes, others seem to rely entirely upon some sort of magical power to get Iran and Syria to do what Obama wishes them to do.

For a mere mortal, foreign policy based on wishes and magic would be seen as naiveté, but not with the Obamessiah.

Now, I am not a theologian, but I do know that God gave man free will. What is scary is that Obama seems to be suggesting that he will use his own divine powers to strip Iran and Syria of their free will, essentially forcing them through his divine nature (and not through the force of arms, natch (except for the Lebanese army)) to drop their plans of conquest. Otherwise, someone would have to figure out how to get Iran to stop Hezbollah when it seems that Iran is actually using Hezbollah as a tool of their own foreign policy goals.

That is a pretty big gift to mankind. Most other politicians would have to do more than hope for change in the Middle East. Hmm, maybe I need to reconsider Obama. It's like he is taking McCain's consideration of Huckabee for veep and raising him one. As I see it, why get the messenger of God for veep when you can get your own god as president?