One solemn promise I have to make that if, in the unlikely event that Hillary! the Inevitable or Obama the Divine get elected, I will behave about as badly as all my liberal friends and acquaintances have acted over the past 8 years. * Yup, Impeachment signs. Conspiracy theories. Flights of rage at the mention of the name. Good stuff. It will be cathartic. And really, I don't need to be mature. That's for suckers.
Now, I have nothing against Obamessiah. Well, aside from him hating crackers, I have nothing against him personally. I have to say, however, that his followers (disciples? (nah, I think the biblical disciples at least listened to Jesus and understood what he was saying)) are scary. That is whom most of my snark is directed.
Ok, first, before it turned out that Obama hated crackers (Wright) and America (Ayers) (and some would say that this is a benefit for his popularity with rich, white mercedes drivers (or as I think of them, people with waaaayyyy too many bumperstickers)), I liked Obama for the following reasons:

1. He is not a Clinton.
2. He seemed to be cool with that whole race business. Limbaugh had a parody of the emerging "magic negro" theme that was enveloping his campaign. Asked by a knee jerk reporter to cry foul, Obama said, "no, it's not bad." Kudos.
3. He will lose the general election. I mean, the guy has 2 years in the Senate. He comes from a dirty, corrupt part of a dirt, corrupt city where he barely has enough experience to be elected local county dog catcher.

So, fine. But now his followers are scary. Look people. Stop it. Get a grip.
This video has surface and I think it is appropriate. Also, let me add that -in the spirit of acting like a liberal- his followers remind me of Nazis. I mean, you know who else was a charismatic speaker who entranced his nation's elites and college youths? That's right, Hitler. Seriously, it's history. Also, consider how Obama wants to meet with all the thugs and dictators out there? You know he is going to sign some sort of world domination pact. Just like Hitler.

Additionally, you have to accept this: the guy is not Jesus. Look, Ozombies, the guy has no clue about things. He is just a pontificating lawyer.
Finally, on the race thing. He's half black, right? Which half was he raised by? You know what I mean, was he raised by his white parent or his black parent? What? Obamessiah was raised by crackers? You know, if I was a crazy lefty (at least 1/3 of them), I would tend to suspect he was a racial-manchurian candidate. Ponder that, swampy. By the way, have you seen the cost of arugula.

* someone accused me of being a hostile politics discusser. That is a dirty lie told by a dirty liar. Everyone knows I am nice. Obviously, some people dislike being wrong when I am right.