In the spirit of bipartisanship, I am gonna bash Maverick real quick.


First, a new nickname for old Johnny Mack, I dub him Mackerel. He got old and stinky real quick, ya know? Anyway, way to stick up for Palin. Apparently, Mackerel's campaign aides are dumping on Palin. Based on Mackerel's campaign strategy of passive blame absorption, I think he's pissed that Palin was able to rally the base and prevented a Mondale sized defeat.


For all you idiot, reflexive Palin bashers out there, remember, she actually has executive experience and was a reformer. She has more experience than Obama. She got smeared on the same things that were off limits about Obama. And, her interviews were basically ambush, quiz show affairs that were edited to make her look like an hayseed, Godbag who thought that Jesus rode a dinosaur on the way to the gunshow. On the other hand, Pinko and the Brain hid from the press in the last month of the election cycle. Also, neither of Pinko and the Brain had any tough quiz show questions asked of them. Pinko was asked more fluffy, how does it feel to be so awesome questions. The Brain? Well, the campaign just hid his ass after it turned out that every answer he gave in his debate with Palin was factually wrong.


The type of unfair press treatment Palin received could have done the exact same thing to Obama, but the media wouldn't let that happen. Hell, fair press treatment would have exposed Obama.


No biggie, aside from a baby's right to life, the right to bear arms, the right to an undiluted ballot, freedom of speech, the security of one in one's property, the property right in your 401K, and the right of privacy of a secret ballot, Obama's going to protect our rights and make some Eurotrash socialists love us.

You know what?
Fuck that John McCain. As a nose plug voter, I know I have to accept that I only agree with maybe 15% of his platform whereas Obama himself has no clue as to what he actually believes. I assume that Obama is a megalomaniacal socialist, and we all know how well those guys work.

But you know what. I am sick of getting insulted by him. If he hates conservatives so much, then fine. I'll vote for Obama. I may even campaign for Obama. How about that swing in synergy? It's the worst thing I can do.

Look, I don't want to adopt Mexico. I think that 300 million Americans is quite enough. Instead of taking in every person in the world who lives in an economic and political basketcase (i.e., everyone), let's work to promote Truth, Justice and the American Way, the shit that makes us an awesome country. So, I disagree with Mav on his insane ideas on immigration. That doesn't make me a bad person.

But, so what? no matter what I do, I think that Obama is going down in flames. Sorry, folks. Even if Obama does win, I can at least say don't blame me, no one would think that I would vote for Obama anyway.

So yeah, what is the worst that would happen with an Obama presidency? An inglorious retreat from Iraq? The return of Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia? The slaughter of thousands of Iraqis? A war with Iran resulting in the slaughter of Israelis and Iranians and Iraqis (Obie is sure to screw this one up)? Chief Justice Hillary Clinton? 40% income tax rate? 30% capital gains tax? Obama's new KGB (I mean, holy shit, what?)? The return of California and Arizona and New Mexico to Mexico? It's not like public school kids aren't already being indoctrinated into becoming insanely lazy, deviant, anti-American, whiners.

Whatever. the guy is the return of Jimmy Carter. So be it. What makes me think that McCain isn't going to at least 2/3 of the dumb shit that Obama is going to do?

Blind party loyalty? I'm no sucker, and I ain't your bitch, Mav.

I don't know though. I would feel bad if I were responsible for a repeat of democrat treachery like that which occurred in Vietnam. Chief Justice Hillary Clinton sounds awful for the people who would choose to remain in this country. I am sure that somewhere, deep inside my patriotism will force me to do what is right for this country, even as Mav spits in my eye. But really, isn't dissent the highest form of patriotism? Dissent being more essential than actually loving or supporting your country? I mean, sure gramps stormed the beaches at Normandy, but did he ever interupt a citizenship swearing in ceremony or congressional testimony or cement over railroad tracks over which military goods are conveyed? What a hater!

God, the only thing I hate more than McCain right now remains the left (99% give the other 1% a bad name). How long will that last?

Hey John McCain, just because I am a conservative doesn't mean that I have to vote for you.

So, as you throw your supporters under the bus for saying things that, like a maverick, support the notion that maybe the current mainstream media hysteria is unfounded, think about what that tells your ostensible supporters.

So, how does it feel to have any hiccup on the part of your campaign become front page navel gazing as the media barely reports Odumbo's risible past, present, friends, and wife?

So yeah, the first rule of liberal fight club is "you don't quote conservatives accurately."

So, Phil Gram, said "“We have sort of become a nation of whiners,” he said. “You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline” despite a major export boom that is the primary reason that growth continues in the economy."

This gets turned into you are a whiner. Yes, you. bitching about your house or your gas bill or whatever. That is different to me. But oh well. He said one thing, but his words are treated like another.

And, of course, McCain doesn't bother to defend the guy, essentially agreeing with the MSM hit on his advisor.

So, I don't know what Johnny Mac's actual strategery is here, but have fun buddy. Maybe Michael Moore will make a movie helping you get elected because no one on my side is enthused about helping you out. Back stabber.

You youngin's may not recognize the cracker in this video. That, fair children, is the true worst president of these United States from nearly every angle. You can blame him for Iran. You can blame him for giving away the Panama Canal. And you can blame him for 17% inflation and actual gas shortages. Yes, Ojebus is running on the bring back Carter platform. Well, it was either that or Clinton. Maybe he got confused. They both start with C. Ace's verdict, Odumbo is dumber than a bag of retards. I personally think he is an amiable dunce, someone who has a gift for reading cue cards, an empty suit.

On that note, someone else notes that, contrary to what I have been led to believe, that McCain will whoop on ZerObama in any townhall style debate. Apparently, facing off against an adverse crowd is not as threatening to him as having bamboo slivers shoved under one's fingernails.

Hmm, maybe McCain will earn another $5 from me if this is true (McCain's rebuttal of Obama's confrontational style as being slightly less dignified than someone who hits their brother then goes running to hide behind mom put him in the money, although the Huckabee rumors negated that instantly.)(Oh yeah, Happy Mother's Day, Mom!).

Remember, my campaign slogan: Can we describe Obama as an amiable dunce who is gifted with a flair for oration? yes, we can!

Look. McCain. What the hell? I know.
Just get me my nose plugs. Sure, he thinks that America should adopt the rest of the world. That an influx of 50 million new voters (more ominously, 50 million potential new medicade, medicare, welfare, social security recipients (and statistically, a couple of new criminals too)) is just what the country needs. Look, I can understand the democrats wanting to repopulate the country with a citizenship that has already demonstrated that they can vote for the same party for 90 years in a row without blinking. I am a believer that the country has at least some common intellectual and cultural roots that should be maintained by carefully letting people apply to become a member of our family.
Whatever, the guy who I may not even vote for, McCain, has at least one thing going for him. He is not a pissant lawyer who thinks he knows everything. I went to law school and I hate lawyers. What I am trying to say is that to him, it is not truth and beauty and beauty, truth, for matters of policy to be decided by activists lawyers. The video and partial transcript at the link illustrate this. So, yeah, Odumbo doesn't like judges who don't share his deepest values. Values I guess reflected by his, shall we say, relationships with Ayers and Wright?
So, fine. Why vote for McCain? Is he smart, probably not. Does he he understand basic conservative values, I doubt it.
However:
He will kill terrorists.
He hates elitist lawyer types who think that the problem with democracy are bitter clingers.
He will cut taxes AND cut spending.
He may also have Mitt as his Veep.